Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Barsexuality is the new black.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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