I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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