do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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