Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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