I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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