i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
