I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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