he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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