I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
What a dumb baby whore.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
They took my balls.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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