A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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