i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
