she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
