I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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