Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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