it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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