WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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