Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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