she woke up with a sticky ear
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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