Banned from zoo.
Again?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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