I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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