return my video game
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
