What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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