Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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