One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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