He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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