This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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