Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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