just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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