I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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