R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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