I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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