Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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