that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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