is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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