so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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