Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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