Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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