That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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