Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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