just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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