ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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