So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i need some magic done to my vagina
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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