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Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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