I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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