Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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