Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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