5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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