he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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