i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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