Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
