Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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