very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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