so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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